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Police conclude 'body' in suitcase near Goulburn was lifelike doll with 'bruises and grazes'; Victorian Liberals promise weekly red bin pickup if elected

Police have determined that a 'body' found in a suitcase near Goulburn was actually a lifelike doll, complete with clothing and markings resembling bruises. Meanwhile, the Victorian Liberals have pledged to implement weekly red bin pickups if elected, addressing concerns over reduced rubbish collection services.

The Guardian The Guardian10 August 2026 · 04:57 UTC
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Police investigations have concluded that a 'body' discovered in a suitcase near Goulburn was a lifelike doll, adorned with clothing, hair, and a nose piercing, and showing markings that resembled bruises and grazes.12

The police stated, "The object, they said, was actually a lifelike doll, wearing clothing, with hair and a nose piercing, adding it had markings that resembled bruises and grazes."

In a separate development, the Victorian Liberals have made a significant promise ahead of the upcoming elections in November. They have committed to ensuring that councils will collect general rubbish on a weekly basis, reversing the trend of reduced collection services that has affected over 30 councils across metropolitan Melbourne and regional Victoria.34

Opposition leader, Jess Wilson, emphasized the importance of this service, stating, "Under a government I lead, your red bin will be collected every single week. This is a commonsense change that makes life easier for families." She further criticized the current situation, saying, "It’s another example of how Victorians are paying more, but getting less."67

Wilson also mentioned plans to review the landfill levy rate and apply the rates cap, currently set to 2.75%, to council waste charges, aiming to alleviate the burden on households.9

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“The doll had hair and a nose piercing, and investigations have concluded. Opposition leader Jess Wilson said weekly rubbish collection is an essential service that shouldn't depend on postcode, and the Liberals would also review the landfill levy and apply the 2.75% rates cap to council waste charges.”
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“The object, they said, was actually a “life like doll, wearing clothing, with hair and a nose piercing”, adding it had markings “that resembled bruises and grazes”.”
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