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Count Binface takes on Nigel Farage in Clacton by-election; his policies include bringing back Ceefax, nationalising Adele, and conscripting loud music players

Count Binface is challenging Nigel Farage in the Clacton by-election, proposing policies like reinstating Ceefax, nationalising Adele, and conscripting loud music players. Major parties have opted out of the race, calling it a political stunt, while Binface aims to represent constituents over the establishment.

The Independent The Independent12 August 2026 · 16:48 UTC
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Count Binface is taking on Nigel Farage in the Clacton by-election, with a campaign that includes quirky policies such as bringing back Ceefax, nationalising Adele, and conscripting loud music players on public transport.126

Major parties, including Labour and the Conservatives, have chosen not to field candidates, labeling the by-election a political stunt. Keir Starmer described it as “fake”, reflecting a rare consensus among the political establishment against Farage's candidacy.3

Binface, known for his previous attempts against high-profile politicians like Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak, aims to represent the people of Clacton, stating, “If in the unlikely event that the humans of Clacton prefer me to old Nige, then I will do my very best to represent them”.45

His policies, while humorous, highlight a growing discontent with traditional political offerings. Should he win, he would face the challenge of adhering to parliamentary dress codes, which prohibit headgear and suits of armor in the House of Commons.

Binface's campaign is a reflection of the topsy-turvy nature of modern British politics, prompting questions about the state of democracy in the UK.

As the by-election approaches, all eyes will be on Clacton to see if humor can translate into political success.

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“Farage faces an investigation over undeclared gifts, including £5m from cryptocurrency billionaire Christopher Harborne, which he dismisses as a 'political tool'. Major parties have refused to field candidates, with Keir Starmer calling the by-election 'a desperate political stunt'.”
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“This week, Reform UK leader set out his plans to for and stand again for his seat, following a scandal over undeclared gifts, including £5m from the cryptocurrency billionaire Christopher Harborne, which is being investigated by the parliamentary standards commissioner.”
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